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Whutunk- Doctor Who Fanfic Christmas Special by ThirdFromTheLeft, literature

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Whutunk- Doctor Who Fanfic Christmas Special

Alpiine 4 was originally discovered by humans. It started out as one of the many camps and shelters that popped up all over the galaxy because of the famous Red Ferret Incident that caused the world to end at the start of the 38th Century. For this reason, it held up many of Earth's traditions. The most poignant of course being Christmas. Obviously, Christianity was a bit of a touchy subject- as was the new robotic version of Noel's Christmas presents; nonetheless, Christmas proceeded every year on the 25th of December on Alpiine 4. The planet was now inhabited by a multitude of species, and Christmas had even outreached to them as well. The

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Copyrighted Christmas

I stand before you as an atheist, Someone who does not believe in God, To say that whilst not being some kind of priest, I still find it rather odd, That all of us non-Christians, (Who were not present at the birth of Christ) Have, throughout a job lot of history, Celebrated Christmas time. And I don't mean to offend, I'm glad that the Church brings people together! I'm not trying to condescend, It's just that we're sort of left in cold weather. Who are we supposed to follow? To pursue in search of Yuletide joy? The immortal god of WHSmith? He's certainly no altar boy. And yet, we do it with such vigour! Buying ribbo

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Whutunk- Doctor Who Fanfic 15- final chapter

"And let me guess: any minute now that portal's going to upon up and excrete an entire army?" Richard's tone was bitter if fearful. "Spot on," The Doctor's smile widened even further. He was a fan of sticky situations; the further in his boots sank into any kind of perilous situation the more he enjoyed it when he managed to wriggle his way out of it. The game was on, and he was playing to win. He never cheated, never gloated, but he would turn up on top one way or another. Be it taking the moral high ground, saving a planet, giving someone a home, patching together a relationship or all of the above, the Doctor was definitely going to win

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Whutunk- Doctor Who Fanfic 14

All of a sudden, the portal seemed to ingest itself. And then there was some kind of tension. There was an awkward moment of, 'was that supposed to happen?' as well as, 'if it was, why did it?' and 'I can see myself needing a new pair of trousers in the foreseeable future.' And then everything exploded. (Well, most things, there was the exception of the people; spanner, some paperwork and a discarded safety pin on the floor.) Dazzling sparks erupted from MEBBOS, sending Nix flying and the portal reappeared. Complete and utter chaos broke out in the engineer's room as something fell through the swimming pool-y hurricane of light and the fab

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It took a moment for all of them to squeeze into the lift. Armpits connected with faces and knees with lower regions as the Doctor, Susan and Richard scrambled into the tiny space. The Doctor hit the 'Basement' button (at a wild guess, he didn't know for sure that this was where Nix had ran to, but it seemed fairly likely) and the lift groaned disdainfully as it jerked downwards. The ever-pleasant-but-somewhat-irritating jingle sounded and the Doctor whistled along gleefully. When asked at a later date, Richard would have to admit he was impressed by the Doctor. He was all thunder and lightning, whizzing around doing impressive things and sho

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A Word on Inspiration

Sometimes all it takes for a person to feel inspired is a cup of tea and Matt Bellamy telling you he's feeling good. This isn't one of those times. Sure, it helps; the whole sultry tones of a man with a face that doesn't seem exactly to the correct proportions and a cup of warm brown liquid thing. I'm fairly sure that inspiration, if born from something, is usually (for me) born from procrastination. And an avid love affair with punctuation. I remember being in English lessons when I was younger (it seems silly to call it English- seeing as I was born in England and I speak English, having lessons in it seems silly, but I don't like the word

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Whutunk- Doctor Who Fanfic 12

What happened next could be described as abrupt. It was the sort of moment, that had it been a film, would have been put into slow motion just to stress how abrupt it was. Seeing as real life (in most dimensions, anyway) doesn't have a slow motion button, it happened abruptly. The Doctor looked towards Nix in unison with Richard and both of them opened their mouths, only to find nothing came out. Susan, on the other hand, was remarkably vocal. She said something accusatory as she prowled towards Nix. Nix backed away, her back to the railings, the generator whirring and belching behind her. Archie's brain had resorted to temporal shut down of

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Nix took a moment to process this. There was a dreadful silence, the kind that people could just sink into. Susan and Richard were doing well at fading into the background, and Archie was unaware of the gravity of current events. "I don't understand?" Nix's voice quavered and trailed off. She stared at the Doctor, who stared back. The art of staring is centuries old, originally used to challenge an opponent, or make them back off. It has been long recorded in history that the most effective stares are that achieved by people such as mothers-in-law. They are so successful because they penetrate your defences and peer inside. The Doctor wasn't

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Handing him the cup, the Doctor took a seat and crossed his legs. He wondered where to begin. It was difficult to tell if Archie was even paying attention. He seemed to have seen something in his cup of tea, and decided that whatever it was, it was far more interesting than whatever this man had to say. "Mr Downie?" The Doctor tried feebly to pull him back into the room. "Yes?" Archie looked up, spilling tea all over the sticks that were his legs. This provoked a long stream of profanity. The Doctor pretended not to have heard, and handed him a napkin. "Bow tie, eh?" he asked, smiling, "I did wonder where all the style had gone. Not like t

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Deviant for 12 years
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Hello everyone!

I'm ThirdFromTheLeft, your average, run of the mill, tea drinking English person. Aspiring to queue and write letters of complaint and have an accent that is only sexy to the American people.

This isn't actually my first deviantart account, my old one is still up and running, but just to confuse you, I'm not going to tell you about it.

So that me, a Doctor Who fan, interested in art, writing and music. Nice to meet you!

Favourite Movies

Scott Pilgrim Vs The World, Freedom Writers, Submarine, Adam, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Favourite TV Shows

Doctor Who, the IT Crowd, the Inbetweeners, Miranda, Gavin and Stacey

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

Jamie T, Arctic Monkeys, The Wombats

Favourite Books

Going Postal, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nighttime, Soul Music

Favourite Writers

Terry Pratchett

Tools of the Trade

Pen, Pencil, Keyboard, Guitar

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Music, Tea, Mismatching socks

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ThirdFromTheLeft

Mar 27, 2012

I appear to have been Tagged

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Good day to you all! I have been tagged by DarkIfaerie (https://www.deviantart.com/darkifaerie) to do this thing. So I shall proceed on with it :) NAME: Wouldn't you like to know? AGE : I'm really not good at truth. BIRTHDATE: February Rules: Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 100 Truths about you. At the end, choose 10 people to be tagged. Because I'm a rebellious little fiend I will not partake in any tagging. WHAT WAS YOUR: 1. last beverage : Tea 2. last phone call : I imagine it was a member of my family. Though I forget. 3. last text message : My mum... 4. last song you listened to : Walkie Talkie Man- Steriogram. The cheesy ones a

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Jan 28, 2012

Chaps! I have a Blog!

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Hello chaps! I must inform you of something. I have Blog and I would very much so like it if you would go and have a look. I sincerely hope you like it :) anunladenswallow.blogspot.com Please read and enjoy!

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Jan 14, 2012

Been awfully busy

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Hello everyone! Terribly sorry about the inactivity, chaps, I have been (as it says in the title) awfully busy. You see, all this week has been performances of the play I keep saying I'm in XD. Today is the last two shows; the matinee and a final evening performance at 7.15 pm. It feels very strange to have worked 3 months towards something that is over in under a week. Alas, I am so glad to have taken part- it's given me so much confidence and I've made loads of new friends and it has been generally very, very awesome! There are many things I've learnt during the rehearsals and the shows: 1) Don't hold back (especially if the play is for